I suck at staying healthy.

The title says it all. I can't stay healthy. I've had a cold since the dinosaurs went extinct, and I've sneezed almost as many times as Brianna. And that's saying something. I can't stay healthy physically either, even though I'm already injured. Since i can't run, I was at the gym the other day just getting shots up so I don't completely lose my mind. I was just minding my own business, shooting little six foot bank shots, when this kid who literally couldn't put the ball in the basket if he was in it came and started shooting at the same basket. So he air balls his eight hundred millionth shot and decides to sprint after it, undercutting me while I'm taking a shot, and wouldn't ya know it, I come down on his foot and sprained my ankle. I couldn't believe this kid. I resembled this:

I was so pissed, I was like

Anyway. I've missed a ton of classes lately, my sleep schedule is more effed up than Jack on your average weekend, and that's pretty damn effed up. Sorry Jack, couldn't resist. But seriously. I sleep until like 3 in the afternoon everyday even though I try to go to sleep at a normal hour. Personally, I blame Obama. Just kidding. But seriously. When I get back to my classes that I've missed tomorrow, during the lectures I'm gonna see all this stuff and be like

I'm taking a vacation from being a Vikings fan. It's getting embarrassing, Donovan McNabb should not be a professional quarterback anymore, end of discussion. He's terrible. He missed throws I could have made. I wanna see Ponder, and I wanna see him NOW. No homo. But forrealz. Enough of McNabb.

Since I've started blogging, I've become even more addicted to the internets than ever before. Yes, internets. Don't question it. I'm on tumblr now too, (virginiatechiare.tumblr.com), and I've been all over eBay. I practically live on stumbleupon during class, mostly in statics, that class is just unbearable. And Ryan's a twat and never goes anymore so I have nothing to do but stumble. My prof for Statics loves tricking people into giving the wrong answers when he asks questions in class, but I was ready for it. He tried to pull that shit on me and I was like bitch, please, and got the answer right. He was like wow you answered that quick and I was like

I hate when people try to talk to me when I am obviously in my own little world. I was on my way home from the empo after taking my vector quiz and I was beat cause I studied there for 3 hours beforehand. So I grab a seat near the back of the bus and I'm just sitting there, vibing to some Eminem when this horrendously ugly kid comes sit next to me and starts bitching to me about how difficult his empo calculus is. Naturally, I ignored the shit out of him. But he kept going on and on so I took my headphones off and listened for like 2 more minutes, and that was all I could handle. So i just put my headphones back on, turned the volume all the way up, and was like

It's my birthday on Friday. I hope everyone is buying me all kinds of nice presents. Just kidding, I hate when people buy me things. So don't. I'll light it on fire in front of you. Twice. I'm not sure what I'm doing on Friday. If I end up going out, if you run into me you better be careful, because I will resemble this:

I love that picture. It makes me think of Jack. Oh, I get my first paycheck on my birthday. How sweet is that? 220 bucks, and it will all probably be gone in about 12 hours. I'd say less. But hey, ya never know. Someone asked me what the first thing I was gonna buy was, and I had to think for a second

That's about all I have for tonight. I should be doing calc homework right now, but I'm trying to think of more things to write so I don't have to do it. I've been listening to ADTR all day #randomfactoftheday. Leave a comment and let me know what you think pretty please =) and click the ads!

WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T CHANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WHEN IT WAS EMPTY?!