I am currently drinking hot chocolate.

A new blog, that's what we've got here motherfucker. Hope you're as excited to read this as I am typing this. Right to business. Anyone who read this knew last Friday was my birthday and I said if i drank, I was going to be absolutely smashed. Well, I drank. And I think absolutely smashed might be a slight understatement. Slight. Most of that night is a mystery to me. Even Jack was worried about me, even though he was the probably the main reason I was hammered, along with Derrick. As soon as I walked in the door to their apartment, I'm greeted by Jack and Derrick yelling "BIRTHDAY KEG STAND!" Pretty much sums up how the rest of my night went. Oh, and you're sweatshirt is still on the back of my chair Jack. I don't remember wearing it or even getting it from you, but it's here. Remarkably I wasn't hung over the next day, which was a really good thing since I had work all night. If anyone saw me that night, I apologize for anything I may have said or done. It wasn't me, it was eleven. I swear. I found a pack of matches in my pocket the next morning. Go figure.

Anyway. Tech football has been a roller coaster these first two weeks of ACC play. Logan Thomas is a bigger tease than Jackson. He shows flashes, then throws the ball to some drunkards up in the stand. He missed a slant in the Clemson game that I'm pretty sure Nabil could have hit, and that's saying something. He was embarrassing in the Clemson game, we probably gained like 4 yards on plays that didn't involve David Wilson. But then Thomas goes and has the game of his life against Miami, which kinda sucked since I grew up a U fan, but he was incredible. 92% completion percentage, that is unheard of.  I was at work in West End when he scored the winning touchdown and that place went ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NUTS.
Then I went to get my free meal from Bistro, 2 slices of cheese and breadsticks. Nothing difficult. I tell the cashier what I got, and he's like woops, I charged you for a slice of cheese and a slice of pepperoni. I'm like, are you fucking retarded? Just get my food bitch. So he goes looking for my food, and comes back and says he can't find it. In the end, it turns out he sold my food to somebody else. Even though my gahdamn name was  on it. I couldn't believe the stupidity of this kid. It clearly said Kevin Bott, but he sold it someone who's name tag did not say Kevin Bott. I weep for the future of our country.

I discovered Pandora the other day, it was honestly one of the happiest moments of my life. I may or may not have resembled this adorable cat:

On the downside though, my music ADD kicks in full affect when I use Pandora, so I switch stations about 5 times every second. Makes for an awesome remix though.

I got a new phone for my birthday and I lost all my contacts, so if you're reading this and haven't texted me in a while, do it so I have yo numbah. If you don't, your loss. It's so nice having a keyboard again and not having to use the predict feature on my number keyboard and having my phone invent new words like I60d instead of good. Plus, IT IS SO FUCKING SHINY.

This picture reminds me of Miles. No explanation will be needed.

I almost got in a skirmish last night at the gym. And by skirmish I mean fight. But this is one I didn't pick, surprisingly, and I wanted no part on it, because this kid had obviously been putting steroids up his butt since he was 5. I accidentally hit him with the ball when I was trying to save it, and since he's big balls tough guy he's gonna pick on the little 5'10" white guy with a bum knee. I was just like

Had the kid been my size though, it would have been a whole other story

So. Our men's national soccer team just lost to Ecuador. Most of you probably didn't even know Ecuador had a soccer team. Well they do, and they just beat us. Granted, we didn't have Donovan and some of our better younger players, but that's still an embarrassing loss. We need Charlie Davies back, no one on our squad can score. Fucking Ecuador.
I should be doing homework right now. Especially considering I probably bombed my statics test the other day, I need all the work I can get. But here I am, blogging away. Brazil just scored an own goal in their game against Mexico, how embarrassing. Poor guy that scored the own goal:

Anywho. I'm pretty sure that's all I have to say for tonight. I'm gonna be really fat soon, I got so much candy for my birthday. Now that's all. Leave comments and lemme know what you think pretty please =)
Stay in school kids.

MAN IS MY FOOT ITCHY.