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The 4th of July post that has nothing to do with the 4th of July

Just kidding. Happy 4th everyone, hope no one got hurt playing with fireworks. But if you did, lol sucks.
Unfortunately I did not get to see any fireworks =( I spend every night working my knee, and it's starting to pay off, thank god.
A lot of progress is being made in rehab as well. I can kinda run in place, so I'm not far off from actually jogging. Wooooop #meekmillvoice
There are several elderly women who have therapy the same time as me, and it's pretty entertaining. They gossip about everything you could possibly imagine. If there are any rumors going around Pittston or West Pittston about any going-ons, I know it all.
I also now know several killer recipes for pasta azul(sp?). I have no clue what it is, but I can make a mean one.
I also met probably the strangest dude ever. Maybe I imagined him. He just came in one day, t-shirt tucked into his gym shorts that were halfway up his stomach and knee high socks, didn't say anything to anyone, and came over and sat next to me while I was riding the stationary bike. This is exactly what he said to me:

Him: Whatcha doin?
Me: ....riding the bike.
Him: Are you waiting?
Me: Er, waiting for what?
Him. Yeah you are

Then he got up and went to the front office of the building and I have not seen him since. I looked around and no one else seemed to have even noticed him. It was the strangest thing to happen to me in a while.
I also got some good news the other day, all student employees at Virginia Tech are getting a 25 cent raise =D

Just kidding, I'm very excited. Money is money, and an extra quarter every hour certainly won't hurt.

This picture is just ridiculous

One more week until I get my big brace off too =D It's going to be the best feeling in the world to not sleep in that giant leg raping brace every night. Getting comfortable is the definition of impossible. 

This has been an overall good couple weeks for me. A lot of good news and a lot of good times. Like getting cake shoved in my face and ears by Kristin and Sarah at her graduation party:

I also may have finally figured out my golf swing. Just maybe.

Has anyone else seen Ted yet? That movie was absolutely hysterical. I expected it to be funny because it was Seth McFarlane but it actually turned out to be an awesome movie too. If you haven't seen it yet, I advise you to stop reading this and go see it, right now. Bring extra diapers.

For all my VT amigos, hope you all were safe during those wild storms that had their way with the state of Virginia. I can only imagine how crazy it was, we caught the tail end of the storms and there was lightning about ten times per second. I was on my deck like

But yeah. Anyone who wants their ass kicked into shape when we get back to school is welcome to train with me. But be warned, you will be pushed to your limits. I'm coming back harder than ever and working harder than ever. I got something to prove now. Its #TheComeback (sorry to steal your thunder Allan Chaney) and

Well that's about all I have to say for tonight. Not much really going on other than my knee and kickin it with friends. Although, I did get a wicked sunburn around my sunglasses this weekend that I wish i had a picture for y'all to see. Just imagine it. And give me blue hair. Just for giggles. 

Okay. Now I think that's it. Hope everyone's having a great summer! Feel free to leave feedback, positive or negative. One last picture. Because America.

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Hey there. Welcome Back. If this is your first time reading. Well it's too late to help you now. Normally I wouldn't post this soon again after my last one, but I'm terrible at dealing with peer pressure. Ahem, ValerieMarissaNini.
Anywho. I'll get you all up to speed real quick on my ACL recovery. I'm still a cripple.
Progress has been made, but at a snails pace. Probably slower. It's more frustrating than the third born child in any given family. Sorry Val. I'm almost out of painkillers, which is probably the most depressing part. No more drugs for Kevin. And no more free entertainment for any of you. HA.
Boredom has reached an all time high. There is a good possibility that I will actually die of boredom. I looked through my old Yu-Gi-Oh cards today. It doesn't get much lower than that. I spend half my time on eBay like

Yeah, it's bad.

I started rehab on my knee though, which was awesome cause it finally gave me something to do. I can bend my knee somewhat now, but like I said, progress is painstakingly slow. If I didn't have Nini to talk to every night I probably would have lost my mind by now. Who is Nini? Exactly.

Anyway. There's a new guy that I hate. My physical therapist is my basketball coach from when I was like ten years old, so it's cool to see him again. Today his supervisor came in, he introduced me to him because I've known him for so long. Half-bragging, he tells his supervisor: Did you know he goes to Virginia Tech? and then this dude comes up with this: Isn't that dangerous?

Damn dude. I've never heard that before. If only I was as smooth as Will Smith

Alas, I am not. I told him that was ignorant and he just kinda laughed it off. He probably didn't expect me to know what ignorant meant. So like 15 minutes later he tries to make small talk with me, but I was having none of it. He could have asked me what anything is. My major. My year. My shoe size. My favorite cereal. I was like

My jimmies are still kinda rustled.

I'm so fed up with my leg. Think I might just take a cue from this dog.

I actually got out of the house twice last week, which was miraculous. I was at Meyers and WA's graduation to see some of my favorites graduate. If you happen to be reading this and are one of them, congrats on graduating =D and get ready for hell. Seriously. College is like all four years of high school pushed into one semester. Twice. Unless you're a Comm major. Sorry Comm majors. 

Haha I just remembered something funny. Kristin told me one of the people she was graduating with had huge aspirations after they graduated. It seems ridiculous even to me. They want to be on welfare. I mean, you can shoot for the stars, but you gotta know your limit kid. Those are some ambitious plans you've got there.

If anyone is living on campus next year, hit me up in New Hall West. Room 436. My roommate is a ging. Come help me take all the soles out of his shoes. lulz.

Instagram is dumb. You will never convince me otherwise.

Come visit me. Send candygrams. Save me from boredom. I will do absolutely nothing in return but you will feel better about yourself. Promise.

For those 17% of my readers who are using Internet Explorer. Come on man.

Leave me feedback? =D

For all of you that read my blog:

Orange cococnut smoothies. yeah.

Oh. If you're one of my international readers, please contact me somehow. I'm intrigued.

And if you're my one reader from Haiti. I love you.

Crippled Kevin are crippled

What's good everyone. I have never ever in my entire life been as bored as I have been this past week, so I figured I'd tell you about it. For those of you that don't know, I got my ACL surgery exactly a week ago. That day was miserable. I have no recollection of last Tuesday from 7 in the morning until about 2 or 3. Blech.
But then I'm just sitting in the hospital and they wouldn't give me any meds. My leg hurt, so that didn't sit well with me. This is word for word my exchange with the nurse:

Me: Can I have some painkillers? My leg hurts.
Cuntnurse: No, you had a nerve block before your surgery so it shouldn't be hurting.
Me: ...but it's hurting. Can i have some pain medicine, please?
Cuntnurse: The nerve block is supposed to block the pain.
Me: Well it's fucking not. I need pain killers.
Cuntnurse: Would you like an Italian ice?
Me: sigh

But yeah. Now I have this giant stupid brace on my leg that keeps me from bending it at all, and it is the most uncomfortable thing in the entire world. Right now the pain is pretty much gone, but I'm stuck on my couch ranting because Optimus fucking Brace is on my leg and I can't go anywhere. Or sit down normally. Or sit in a car. Or do cartwheels.
The first few days were funny though because I was on so much medicine. I don't recall exactly what happened, but I remember way too many Disney references being made. And I couldn't shut up.
Essentially, this is what my week has consisted of:

Yummy.
On the bright side, I've stayed up to date on just about everything, music, soccer scores, mlb draft, butterflies, etc., because I have nothing. to. fucking. do.

We made the last of pretty much my last weekend of summer though, and went to see the U.S. women's team play China down in Philly and that was a ball. It turned out Shanny was out the same game so it was awesome to see her there. Me and my sister painted up for the game. Well, I painted up. She put two lines on her face. It was still pretty awesome.

As you can imagine I got a lot of double takes. But if you know me well, you know I took that in stride, and shot back a look similar to:

Because if you know me at all, you know I'm more than comfortable in facepaint/bodypaint. Makes me feel fabulous. Like this squirrel.

Andrew Rash hasn't been taken in the MLB draft yet. What kinda BS is that? He should have gone before a lot of these players that are going. smh.
If you're reading this and haven't visited me yet, you have no excuse. I'm dying of boredom and you're sitting there reading this stupid blog. Come save me from maybe an hour of boredom. You'll feel better about yourself. Well unless you're one of my friends who lives in Virginia or Maryland. But still. Roadtrip? Call me maybe?
Also, fuck the heat.
For anyone that took the time out of their nights to read this, this is for you:

Until next time...

I am bored, therefore, I blog

Hi everyone. I haven't been on here in forever, so if you're out there reading this, I appreciate you. Forealz. If you've been on here before, you know I love using goofy pictures. If not, i love using goofy pictures. This post will be completely dedicated to goofy pictures and my commentary. Commentary is optional to read. But there's a quiz.

This is the absolute funniest thing I have ever seen in the history of ever. ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.

See the irony here? The truck forgot to use the door, so he smashed through the wall and said knock knock motherfucker....hahahahha lulz

This is also really funny. BECAUSE IT'S RACIST. But it's okay because I heart black people.

This just made me lol because it reminded me of Jack everytime he's drunk. Because he tries to fight everything and everyone when he's drunk. Mostly water fountains.

This is just silly.

Well I hope this made you giggle at least. If not, I really don't care. Lemme know in the comments. It made me chuckle, and lord knows I could use a chuckle as of late. The final push is on. It's almost summer. Three. More. Weeks..
Peace and Love y'all