I suck at staying healthy.

The title says it all. I can't stay healthy. I've had a cold since the dinosaurs went extinct, and I've sneezed almost as many times as Brianna. And that's saying something. I can't stay healthy physically either, even though I'm already injured. Since i can't run, I was at the gym the other day just getting shots up so I don't completely lose my mind. I was just minding my own business, shooting little six foot bank shots, when this kid who literally couldn't put the ball in the basket if he was in it came and started shooting at the same basket. So he air balls his eight hundred millionth shot and decides to sprint after it, undercutting me while I'm taking a shot, and wouldn't ya know it, I come down on his foot and sprained my ankle. I couldn't believe this kid. I resembled this:

I was so pissed, I was like

Anyway. I've missed a ton of classes lately, my sleep schedule is more effed up than Jack on your average weekend, and that's pretty damn effed up. Sorry Jack, couldn't resist. But seriously. I sleep until like 3 in the afternoon everyday even though I try to go to sleep at a normal hour. Personally, I blame Obama. Just kidding. But seriously. When I get back to my classes that I've missed tomorrow, during the lectures I'm gonna see all this stuff and be like

I'm taking a vacation from being a Vikings fan. It's getting embarrassing, Donovan McNabb should not be a professional quarterback anymore, end of discussion. He's terrible. He missed throws I could have made. I wanna see Ponder, and I wanna see him NOW. No homo. But forrealz. Enough of McNabb.

Since I've started blogging, I've become even more addicted to the internets than ever before. Yes, internets. Don't question it. I'm on tumblr now too, (virginiatechiare.tumblr.com), and I've been all over eBay. I practically live on stumbleupon during class, mostly in statics, that class is just unbearable. And Ryan's a twat and never goes anymore so I have nothing to do but stumble. My prof for Statics loves tricking people into giving the wrong answers when he asks questions in class, but I was ready for it. He tried to pull that shit on me and I was like bitch, please, and got the answer right. He was like wow you answered that quick and I was like

I hate when people try to talk to me when I am obviously in my own little world. I was on my way home from the empo after taking my vector quiz and I was beat cause I studied there for 3 hours beforehand. So I grab a seat near the back of the bus and I'm just sitting there, vibing to some Eminem when this horrendously ugly kid comes sit next to me and starts bitching to me about how difficult his empo calculus is. Naturally, I ignored the shit out of him. But he kept going on and on so I took my headphones off and listened for like 2 more minutes, and that was all I could handle. So i just put my headphones back on, turned the volume all the way up, and was like

It's my birthday on Friday. I hope everyone is buying me all kinds of nice presents. Just kidding, I hate when people buy me things. So don't. I'll light it on fire in front of you. Twice. I'm not sure what I'm doing on Friday. If I end up going out, if you run into me you better be careful, because I will resemble this:

I love that picture. It makes me think of Jack. Oh, I get my first paycheck on my birthday. How sweet is that? 220 bucks, and it will all probably be gone in about 12 hours. I'd say less. But hey, ya never know. Someone asked me what the first thing I was gonna buy was, and I had to think for a second

That's about all I have for tonight. I should be doing calc homework right now, but I'm trying to think of more things to write so I don't have to do it. I've been listening to ADTR all day #randomfactoftheday. Leave a comment and let me know what you think pretty please =) and click the ads!

WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T CHANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WHEN IT WAS EMPTY?!

Obsessions aren't healthy. Neither is how much I'm sleeping.

It's only been two days since I posted my first blog, but it feels like its been years. I've wanted to blog every single minute of every day, but i resisted, because I didn't wanna look like a loser, I figured I'd just tell you now instead. I was having such a dilemma last night of whether or not I should blog or not. I was going back and forth for hours until Jackson told me to shut up and blog about how I was conflicted about blogging. Good times.
I actually made a list of things I want to blog about. Am I actually talking about what's on that list? Maybe. Maybe not.
 It's practically all I've thought about the last 48 hours of my life, which sucks because i had 3 exams in that time period. Yikes. Literally, I would just sit on my computer and refresh it every 5 minutes to see if anyone else had viewed my page, #sad.

But I've made some improvements to it as well. As I'm sure you can tell, there are several ads on my page, somewhere over there-ish --> and at the bottom. I would appreciate it greatly if you would click on them, even if you couldn't give two shits less about what they're advertising. Each click = $ for Kevin, which equals happy Kevin, which in turn makes everyone happy because they don't have to deal with my wrath of fury, which resembles this:

So as many of you know, I sleep a lot. If you can believe it, I sleep more now. I'm literally asleep for about 75% of my life anymore(Jordan). I'm pretty sure I have some sort of sleeping disease. If there isn't one, there ought to be one. And it should be named after me. That was, whenever you see anyone who resembles me, like , you can just be like oh it's okay, he just has a bad case of the Botts. I'd be famous.

This just goes to show you how much this blog controls my life already. It's a Friday night, we just beat UVA in volleyball, and I'm sitting here blogging. I need to get a life. Our volleyball teams looks good though. Gave UVA a pretty good pounding from the start. There were so many tools in the "fan section", which consisted of about 20 freshmen, it was ridiculous. If they were to all stand in a shed, it would be the tooliest tool shed ever.
Carol didn't watch the game though. She was too busy watching DJ Rhetorik, who was announcing the game, and whose real name is apparently Chase. She kept commenting on how luxurious his hair was, #creepy.

A pretty good summation of my week:

But now that it's the weekend.....

I love funny pictures. They make me so happy. Sometimes I resemble those columns. Except, I'm not a column. Anywho. That's about all I have to say for this blog, although I'm sure as soon as I post it I'll think of like 2981749823 things to add. Literally, that many.

But like I said, pretty please click on the links, and if you're feeling spontaneous, buy something from amazon on the deals thingy up top(I get 15% referral =D). Please love comments too, I would love to hear what you guys think about this. If you like it, tell all your friends about it =)

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH.

First Blog. Life is rough.

Howdy.

This is my first ever blog. I still don't grasp the entire concept, but that's besides the point. Here I am, blogging. And if you're actually here reading this, I applaud your procrastination expertise, because I'm not gonna say anything interesting, just complain about my life.
Anyway. My house got flooded last week. Badly. My parents and sister had to stay in a hotel for several days until the river decided my house was good and fucked up and retreated to its banks. Some of the photos I've seen are unbelievable.

Like this one.

^ That's my garage

This one too.

Five minutes down the road from my house.

We lost a ton of stuff unfortunately. Here's another picture for you to look at and feel bad for me. Don't pity me though, I'll kill you and your family. Just kidding.

Good times. Anyway. I should be studying for a test right now. I have a statics test tomorrow at 1730 hours. But I'm as good at procrastinating as whoever is actually reading this. Maybe better.

To add to my sorrows, I got dumped by my girlfriend last week too. It was only for about 2 months though, so it wasn't too bad. Still sucks hard though.

To add to the addition of my sorrows(I know, I'm pathetic), I can't get my ACL fixed until next summer now because we won't be able to afford it, which screws me in all sorts of ways that you can't even imagine. Giggity. Pretty sure I've done some more damage to my knee since I've been here, playing basketball without my brace was not wise.

On the upside, I am, after all, in Blacksburg. I just started my new job at West End, in the Fighting Gobbler, and I've already made 200 bucks. Maybe I'll be able to make enough to pay for my surgery myself. Anywho, I work Friday 4 to close and Saturday 3 to close. I expect everyone who reads this, if anybody does, to come visit me. Not this Friday though, because I'll be busy failing a Calc exam.

A wild inappropriate picture appears!

lol

I'm pretty sure that's all I have to complain about today. I'm sure I'll think of something later, and probably blog about it again because I really don't want to study at all. Oh yeah. I'm watching Bourne Ultimatum too. Told you, procrastination master. Jackson's shirtless next to me. Hot Damn. 

FUCK. If i wait til summer to get my surgery, I won't be able to do Hokie Camp. That would be the ultimate bummer. I'm eating pop tarts.

If you're still reading, I give you mad props. Told you I had nothing interesting to say. 

We beat UNC in soccer the other night. That was awesome, they were ranked #1 in the nation before we beat them. In double over time nonetheless. Best atmosphere I've ever experience at a Tech soccer game. And i touched our keeper #boner

My suitemates are weird.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY. I know I won't.