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Friday, September 16, 2011

Obsessions aren't healthy. Neither is how much I'm sleeping.


It's only been two days since I posted my first blog, but it feels like its been years. I've wanted to blog every single minute of every day, but i resisted, because I didn't wanna look like a loser, I figured I'd just tell you now instead. I was having such a dilemma last night of whether or not I should blog or not. I was going back and forth for hours until Jackson told me to shut up and blog about how I was conflicted about blogging. Good times.
I actually made a list of things I want to blog about. Am I actually talking about what's on that list? Maybe. Maybe not.
 It's practically all I've thought about the last 48 hours of my life, which sucks because i had 3 exams in that time period. Yikes. Literally, I would just sit on my computer and refresh it every 5 minutes to see if anyone else had viewed my page, #sad.

But I've made some improvements to it as well. As I'm sure you can tell, there are several ads on my page, somewhere over there-ish --> and at the bottom. I would appreciate it greatly if you would click on them, even if you couldn't give two shits less about what they're advertising. Each click = $ for Kevin, which equals happy Kevin, which in turn makes everyone happy because they don't have to deal with my wrath of fury, which resembles this:


So as many of you know, I sleep a lot. If you can believe it, I sleep more now. I'm literally asleep for about 75% of my life anymore(Jordan). I'm pretty sure I have some sort of sleeping disease. If there isn't one, there ought to be one. And it should be named after me. That was, whenever you see anyone who resembles me, like , you can just be like oh it's okay, he just has a bad case of the Botts. I'd be famous.
This just goes to show you how much this blog controls my life already. It's a Friday night, we just beat UVA in volleyball, and I'm sitting here blogging. I need to get a life. Our volleyball teams looks good though. Gave UVA a pretty good pounding from the start. There were so many tools in the "fan section", which consisted of about 20 freshmen, it was ridiculous. If they were to all stand in a shed, it would be the tooliest tool shed ever.
Carol didn't watch the game though. She was too busy watching DJ Rhetorik, who was announcing the game, and whose real name is apparently Chase. She kept commenting on how luxurious his hair was, #creepy.

A pretty good summation of my week:

But now that it's the weekend.....


I love funny pictures. They make me so happy. Sometimes I resemble those columns. Except, I'm not a column. Anywho. That's about all I have to say for this blog, although I'm sure as soon as I post it I'll think of like 2981749823 things to add. Literally, that many.

But like I said, pretty please click on the links, and if you're feeling spontaneous, buy something from amazon on the deals thingy up top(I get 15% referral =D). Please love comments too, I would love to hear what you guys think about this. If you like it, tell all your friends about it =)

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, AND DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH.

3 comments:

  1. Just clicked on a bunch of links for ya.
    A note on that last sentence: Ever since Jackson told me that his dentist said going to bed after drinking without brushing your teeth is horrible for you, I'm OBSESSIVE about brushing my teeth when I'm drunk.

    I are Glitter

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  2. this has become less blog, more spam

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